the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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