she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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