Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
it's like heaven, but drunker
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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