I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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