I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
