it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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