You just made me feel so damn special
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
