yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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