kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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