so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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