just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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