I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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