Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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