Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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