can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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