it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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