I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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