Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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