can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
be right there i have to get my cape
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
