Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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