This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Just took my morning after pill in the library
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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