You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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