At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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