found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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