there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
