Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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