We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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