Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He called his prostate his "boner button".
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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