There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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