I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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