She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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