FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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