I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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