So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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