It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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