I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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