we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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