fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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