At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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