I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My vagina is officially offended.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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