can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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