So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize
