Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
where does the pee come out of this thing
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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