he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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