people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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