big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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