Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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