No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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