with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You're breaking my sexual little heart
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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