We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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