I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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