and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I need a beard to bite.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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