This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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