Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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