Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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