Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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