Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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