i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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